It's Sugar, Ray
Ray has been working at my store for 25 years. She's 40. She has been working there since she was 16 (Ray is short for Raylene) . She's an inspiration to us all.
I made a decision tonight, shoppers. It's about double bagging. I can't handle it. So I've decided that when you ask me to "double bag everything", I am going to pack them twice as full (everything, shoppers?? do you really need your bread double bagged???).
Bring your own bags & stop the insanity!!!
I must say that for the most part, I noticed an improvement in my customers' demeanor this evening. Most people moved through the lane completely, handled the conveyor belt & rollers well and all the people who are cool enough to bring their own bags all packed them themselves (god bless ya) . Maybe we're all just in a better mood on Fridays.
I do have a few more pointers, but I don't think you're quite ready for them yet.
I'll tell you something fascinating I learned tonight though, you can buy 16 eggs down in the states for just $1.19!!! Here "they" want $3.21 for a mere dozen!!!! Not only that, the 4L Tropicana OJ is like two bucks down there!!!! (if you love it so much down there, why are you wasting my time with 13 items in the express lane!? i counted, buddy). We apparently also did something tricky with our store brand of jam, by changing the label and sneakily upping the fat content at the same time...i didn't quite catch that one.
Don't eat too much at your superbowl parties. I think there's gonna be lotsa nacho dip eaten in this town on Sunday.
Have a good weekend, shoppers.
cash_0r_charge@yahoo.com
I made a decision tonight, shoppers. It's about double bagging. I can't handle it. So I've decided that when you ask me to "double bag everything", I am going to pack them twice as full (everything, shoppers?? do you really need your bread double bagged???).
Bring your own bags & stop the insanity!!!
I must say that for the most part, I noticed an improvement in my customers' demeanor this evening. Most people moved through the lane completely, handled the conveyor belt & rollers well and all the people who are cool enough to bring their own bags all packed them themselves (god bless ya) . Maybe we're all just in a better mood on Fridays.
I do have a few more pointers, but I don't think you're quite ready for them yet.
I'll tell you something fascinating I learned tonight though, you can buy 16 eggs down in the states for just $1.19!!! Here "they" want $3.21 for a mere dozen!!!! Not only that, the 4L Tropicana OJ is like two bucks down there!!!! (if you love it so much down there, why are you wasting my time with 13 items in the express lane!? i counted, buddy). We apparently also did something tricky with our store brand of jam, by changing the label and sneakily upping the fat content at the same time...i didn't quite catch that one.
Don't eat too much at your superbowl parties. I think there's gonna be lotsa nacho dip eaten in this town on Sunday.
Have a good weekend, shoppers.
cash_0r_charge@yahoo.com
posted by ces at 2:02 AM
1 Comments:
As always you managed to get me to the point of rolling on the floor with laughter! SO hilarious!!! And so very, very TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
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